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Dave
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J u s t w a t c h e d a s h o w on C an a d i an T V . T h e r e w a s
a b l a c k c o m e d i an w h o s a i d h e m i s s e s B i l l C l in t on .
" Y e p , t h a t ' s r i g h t - I m i s s B i l l C l in t on ! H e w a s t h e
c l o s e s t t h in g w e e v e r g o t t o h a v in g a b l a c k m an a s
P r e s i d en t .
N u m b e r 1 - H e p l a y e d t h e s a x .
N u m b e r 2 - H e s m o k e d w e e d .
N u m b e r 3 - H e h a d h i s w a y w i t h u g l y w h i t e w o m en .
E v en n o w ? l o o k a t h i m . . . h i s w i f e w o r k s , an d h e d on ' t !
An d , h e g e t s a c h e c k f r o m t h e g o v e rn m en t e v e r y m on t h .
M an u f a c t u r e r s an n o un c e d t o d a y t h a t t h e y w i l l b e
s t o c k in g A m e r i c a ' s s h e l v e s t h i s w e e k w i t h " C l in t on
S o u p , " in h on o r o f on e o f t h e n a t i on s ' m o s t
d i s t in g u i s h e d m en . I t c on s i s t s p r i m a r i l y o f a w e en i e
in h o t w a t e r .
C h r y s l e r C o r p o r a t i on i s a d d in g a n e w c a r t o i t s l in e
t o h on o r B i l l C l in t on . T h e D o d g e D r a f t e r w i l l b e in
p r o d u c t i on in C an a d a t h i s y e a r .
W h en a s k e d w h a t h e t h o u g h t a b o u t f o r e i gn a f f a i r s ,
C l in t on r e p l i e d , " I d on ' t kn o w , I n e v e r h a d on e . "
A m e r i c an In d i an s n i c kn a m e d B i l l C l in t on " W a l k in g
E a g l e " b e c a u s e h e i s s o f u l l o f c r a p h e c an ' t f l y .
C l in t on l a c k e d on l y t h r e e t h in g s t o b e c o m e on e o f
A m e r i c a ' s f in e s t l e a d e r s : in t e g r i t y , v i s i on , w i s d o m .
C l in t on w a s d o in g t h e w o r k o f t h r e e m en : L a r r y , C u r l y
an d M o e .
T h e C l in t on r e v i s e d j u d i c i a l o a t h : " I s o l e mn l y s w e a r
t o t e l l t h e t r u t h a s I kn o w i t , t h e w h o l e t r u t h a s I
b e l i e v e i t t o b e , an d n o t h in g b u t w h a t I t h in k y o u
n e e d t o kn o w . "
C l in t on w i l l b e r e c o r d e d in h i s t o r y a s t h e on l y
P r e s i d en t t o d o H an k y P an k y b e t w e en B u s h e s .
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Derek
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 N o w t h a t w a s h i l a r i o u s .
D e r e k
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Freddy
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T h a t w a s g r e a t !
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